E-Messaging Abbreviations of Twenties' Slang

Most of us are familiar with the abbreviated words and phrases finding their way into the electronic messaging vernacular (e.g., BFF, LOL, OMG). Well, what if these abbreviations do not fulfill your e-messaging needs. Heaven forbid you actually have to type out an entire word. In the interest of expanding the e-messaging lexicon, I’ve decided to infuse the world with “new” e-message abbreviations of old-timey twenties era slang. These abbreviations will also help those dapper fellas cryogenically frozen in the twenties and defrosted in today’s world to communicate with modern day Janes (i.e., women). Hot Dawg!!

FLPR/G

Flapper Girl - a woman of loose character often dressed fashionably in short skirts that expose her ankles, found frequenting her favorite speak easy(s), and dancing the lindy hop.

Usage: Jenn dresses like such a FLPR/G. What a slut.

23 5KDU

23 Skidoo - an expression of the need to leave quickly.

Usage:
Internet girlfriend: John, when are you getting a divorce?
Cheating Husband: My wife just walked in, got to 23 5KD00.

B5N335

Bee’s Knees - generally refers to someone or something that is fantastic or extraordinary.

Usage: The RAZR was pretty cool but the iPhone is the B5N335.

HR5F3R5

Horsefeathers - explicative similar to damn.

Usage:
Halo 3 Noob: Oh HR5F3R5, I just got PWNED by a plasma grenade.

KT5PJ5

Cat’s Pajamas - an excellent person or thing.

Usage: Gear’s of War was okay but Halo 3 is the KT5PJ5.

RL/MK0Y

Real McCoy - the genuine article, the real thing.

Usage: I was skeptical, but Mac OS X Leopard is the RL/MK0Y.

S3SU

Says You - an expression of disbelief or disagreement.

Usage:
TUAW Reader: Apple is releasing new MacBook Pros today.
Gizmodo Reader: S3SU!

KKETR

Cake-Eater - a lady’s man.

Usage: Ever since John got his iPhone he is such a KKETR.

RG/A/MFN

Rag-A-Muffin - a disheveled or untidy person.

Usage: Why does Jim like her? She is such a smelly RG/A/MFN.

BMRSH

Bum Rush - to forcefully eject someone from a place.

Usage: If Dan slurps his coffee one more time, I’m going to BMRSH him!